whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
Randomize