"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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