is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
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definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
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