Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Randomize
