is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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