Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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