vagina is talking i cant
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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