He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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