The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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