TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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