Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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