Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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