help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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