is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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