Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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