She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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