And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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