quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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