fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Randomize
