Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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