Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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