U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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