Will you blow on my dice?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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