it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
Randomize
