why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Green mimosas i think yes
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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