Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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