Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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