i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
