I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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