It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Rumble strips road head = magical
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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