sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Randomize
