nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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