That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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