you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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