Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
You are a booty call, not a friend.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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