Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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