i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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