Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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