Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
