the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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