So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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