no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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