oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
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