My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
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