guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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