Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
I think i got beer on your cat.
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