bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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