y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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