just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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