hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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