Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Randomize
