Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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