Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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