i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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