someone threw a dead crab at me
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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