GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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