is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
i would one night stand the shit outta him
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Randomize
