He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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