Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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