Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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