called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
All the doctor said was why
Randomize
